Snarky
A witty mannerism, personality, or behavior that is a combination of sarcasm and cynicism. Usually accepted as a complimentary term. Snark is sometimes mistaken for a snotty or arrogant attitude.
e.g. Her snarky remarks had half the room on the floor laughing and the other half ready to walk out.
Source: The Urban Dictionary
vegi-curious
One who is considering the vegetarian lifestyle, but has yet to make a committment to it.
e.g. No sausage on my half of the pizza; I’m vegi-curious.
Source: The Urban Dictionary
March Sadness
As opposed to March Madness, March Sadness is the deep, depressing feeling that comes when your brackets are completely “fudged” up and your favorite team lost.
Guy #1: Dude, what’s wrong with Brad?
Guy #2: Ohio St. lost last night- he’s got a case of March Sadness.
Source: The Urban Dictionary
BiPodding
Sharing a single set of headphones attached to one iPod. One person holds the iPod and takes the left earbud, the other takes the right earbud. Can be performed while moving.
e.g. They biPodded down the street; Jane had the left ear-piece, Sarah the right.
Source: The Urban Dictionary
gu
Acronym for “geographically undesirable.”
“Great guy and all, but totally gu — he lives all the way in Boerum Hill!”
Source: The Urban Dictionary
Peace
A brief interlude between wars, during which the prudent study the lessons of the last war and prepare for the next one.
Peace proposals unaccompanied by a sworn covenant indicate a plot.
-Sun Tzu, c. 500 B.C.
Source: The Urban Dictionary
War
a delay in curing diseases that need to be cured.
e.g. with the millions we spend on war we need to spend it on ending hunger and ending poverty!
Source: The Urban Dictionary
multislacking
Doing multiple slacker-esque things concurrently.
ex. I’m the king of multislacking. I spend hours a day surfing the ‘net, watching random TV shows, and eating week-old pizza.
Source-The Urban Dictionary
Jesus
-A pretty cool guy whose reputation has been run down by his horrible fan-club.
-Used by the said fan-club as an excuse to do whatever they decide is “right.”
Source:Urban dictionary
Headphone Syndrome
When someone is wearing headphones and speaks very loud because s/he tries to speak over the music.
Mike: Hey man how’s it going?
Joe:I’M FINE, WHAT’S UP WITH YOU!!!!!?
Mike: Whoh man, watch it you’re suffering from a little bit of headphone syndrome
Source: Urban Dictionary
pre-pull
The act of pulling the car door handle at the moment the driver unlocks the door, rendering the attempt fruitless, and resulting in minor frustration and/or embarrassment.
“Could you unlock it again dude? I pre-pulled.”
Source: The Urban Dictionary
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